Monday, March 30, 2009
"Wars are not won by the writing and enforcement of good laws - they are won by good people fighting for just causes."
Speech: Roy - Military Law & Order Conference
Collins hear car! It loud car!
Collins see boy in car!
Him BOY RACER!
Collins fine racer? No! Him not pay fine already!
Collins impound car? No!!
Collins Crush car! Collins CRUSH!
Why Collins impound when Collins can POUND?
Collins Smash! Collins Destroy! COLLINS CRUSH!! Rargh!!
Teach him drive car!
Why everybody shout at Collins? Like when them say 'Public Safety' are only words Collins knows and Collins have simplistic view of Justice System.
That not true. Collins know many words. Have big vocabulary.
Collins not bad person. Just misunderstood.
Collins have feelings too.
Collins should get back rub?
NO!! Collins. Stay. ANGRY!!
If Collins get calm, Collins turn back to Simon Power. That no fun.
Here come man in suit. Him shout at Collins.
Rargh! Collins receive much positive feedback from electorate! Collins have mandate! PUBLIC SAFETY!!
Man have piece of paper. Say him have interest in car as finance agent.
Piece of paper make Collins ANGRY!
COLLINS CRUSH PIECE OF PAPER!!!
Teach him lend money finance car boy drive loud!
Here come reporter! Record Collins answers stupid questions!
COLLINS CRUSH TAPE RE --
Trivia: According to her Facebook site, Judith Collins is a fan of Sarah Palin.
Friday, March 20, 2009
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
A. R. D. Fairburn's rather scathing poem about the degraded institution of knighthoods was subject to an attempted tabling, followed, I am assured, by an attempted singing, in Parliament.
For all that he won't lie down, Fairburn has been dead for the allotted time, so I believe I can legally publish the poem - "Roll Out the Knightcart" - on Scoop. For those of you who are tired of clicking on blue writing, I'll give you the last chorus here. To the the tune of Waltzing Matilda:
Roll out the knightcart! Roll out the knightcart!(Incidentally, do tell me if there's any transcription errors)
Who'll come a-hunting a knighthood with me?
For we'll get our bloody gongs now they've changed the bloody Government —
WHO'LL COME A-HUNTING A KNIGHTHOOD WITH ME?